A Tale of Glamour, Chaos, and One Very Confused Flamingo ....
My latest fashion adventure began, as all great ones do, with a cocktail and a problem. The problem, of course, was a wardrobe full of clothes and nothing to wear. The solution, or so I believed, was in the online shopping cart, filled with items that would surely transform my life. I was ready to swan through life, a vision of effortless chic. The reality, as it often does, diverged slightly.... For starters.... LaPointe, Satin Caftan Top The Great Unboxing... A Theatrical Event 🎭🎁.... The arrival of the package was a theatrical event! I ripped open the box with the ferocity of a wild animal, each layer of tissue paper promising a new level of glamour. First out was the Stella McCartney Satin Asymmetric Scarf Midi-Dress in Raspberry , a satiny confection that promised elegance. It draped and flowed, and as promised by the asymmetrical scarf detail, looked like it belonged on a runway. But on me, it behaved less like a runway garment and more like a disgruntled toddler clinging...
